Double 4's. - justin_guber

Double 4's.

To the Chinese, the number four is bad, bad, bad luck. They won't take a car with a 4 on the license plate (unless the 4 is controlled by a more powerful, positive number) and there is no 14th floor on most buildings. This may explain why the Fantastic Four always manage to land themselves in a world of shit.

Today is the 4th of April: 4/4/2005.

Double 4's.

Things have been going weird today. Last night I had a dream I was in a job interview, where the interviewer went through my shitty portfolio and said how mediocore it was except for one piece: the stupid clock thing I'm working on which the client has put way too much praise into. In my dream, the stupid clock brings me higher pay, less work hours and more prestige.

I then wake up and arrive at work to discover there is something wrong with the clock. The clock hands are supposed to turn backwards. On the mock-up infront of me, the hands are turning forwards.

Then, just as I'm about to take a seat on my chair, I notice something: a stain. A red stain on the seat of my chair.

If I didn't know any better I'd say it was blood.

A blood stain on my chair. Right where someone's ass or a females nether regions would be. Blood on my chair.

Similar stains were then discovered on the two chairs beside mine. Disturbing blood stains. Menstrual blood stains? Was someone sitting here in a skirt whilst surfing the crimson wave?

I should've known something was up. The cats were fucking quite intensely last night.

To make matters weirder, Spider Jerusalem then suddenly jumped off of my computer onto my keyboard, my computer crashed and my networks all weird.

In my dustbin a scrunched up piece of paper has the words 'WE NEED VIRGINS' in bold Arial font size 48.

4.4.05 08:44

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